Nope, unfortunately, I was wrong. Heaven and Hell exist...and there I was. Burning with Stalin, Hitler, and Mussolini...and Joan Rivers' soul. She's still alive but she sold her soul to the devil a long time ago for cash to get her face more fucked up than it already was.
Anyway, as soon as I got down there, Satan asked me to put on a show. Of course, you realize, I didn't have a choice, so I did it! There was laughter all throughout the 9 circles! He liked my act so much, he sent me back here for one last show! Of course, a chance to live again doesn't come around all the time, so here I am, in this quaint little place called SheezyArt, but it isn't so quaint...its way too serious for me. It needs comedy! It needs MY comedy!
Its probably the only thing I was wrong about from all the things I said. I was right about this: grandparents in hell. Grandma...baking pies.....WITHOUT AN OVEN
Eh...if ya get past having to spend eternity burning alongside Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini, its not too bad. The devil's a cool guy. That's why I'm back here. I made him laugh his fiery ass off, and he sent me back here for one final show!
Jesus fuckin' Christ, it took goddamn long enough! If it wasn't Bush, Obama, all the terrorist attacks, every war we were ever involved in, the recent bombing...
It was gonna go like this!
Fuck you all, assholes! I'll see ya in hell!!
=A hole opens up in the floor and George jumps through it. You see a splash of lava come up before it closes=
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